{This is such a 16-year-old-girl-post}

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..

.alright I'm feeling dramatic tonight.  Please forgive me. :) Lol okay carrying on with the post

Cast of this post:

Me{Damsel in Distress/Dodge Truck lover ect}

Dad{Person whom I know the Suspect through/person whom has brain-washed me on

loving Dodge trucks}

E.{Suspect.  aka Ed or Eddie.  aka the SOB who has got me all freakin Twitter-Pated!}

SO there's this boy.  He's cute and he's tall, and 17, he's got gorgeous green eyes 

and drives a Dodge truck that's a standard and blows black smoke

(I like Dodges that roll black smoke.....I am I Hick Chick and I'm damn proud of it!),

 he wears cowboy boots and Wranglers, likes driving fast and muddin.....

And he's a complete outlaw(i.e, he drinks, doesn't have a driver's licence, 

gets in trouble on a regular basis, is in alternative school for not doing hardly any of his

 work, ect ect ect)....So basically everything that I shouldn't want/don't need. 

 He's friends with my dad and thinks the sun rises and sets on my dear ol daddy because

 Dad drives a Dodge and acts like a 20 yr old some of the time....most of the time....alright 

all of the time.  So this is possibly the reason I like E.(code name for Mister Green Eyed 

Dodge driver Outlaw dude ;), because he is like my dad!

This all started back in August of last year I guess.  I added E. as a friend on Facebook 

because dad always talked about him and called him a little Redneck.  I had no intentions 

of starting to "like" E., I promise! Sure he drove a white Dodge flat bed...with stacks

(another + in my book)....that blew black smoke like C.R.A.Z.Y....and admittedly I did 

think he was cute but not in *That* way, ya know?

So anyways, one day, me and my mom were in town and drove by the local mechanic 

shop on Main Street and E.'s Dodge was sitting out by the road, looking like a complete 

Redneck truck with the 4-foot-too-tall-stacks(that just so happen to be my dad's old ones), 

naked ladies on the mudflaps(there's a very slim chance anyone knows what I'm talking 

about), 

windows tinted black(another thing that me ♥'s)...all that good stuff.  Anyway after I get 

back to my grandma's I text my best friend Kate(because she's friends with E.) and say :

"i saw the most retarded looking Dodge setting down on main street today!"

{Retarded is one of my most used words...sorry if it offends anyone;}

And Kate says:

"Was it Eds?! naked ladys on the mudflaps?!"

Me:

"lmao yep!, and the stacks that stick up 4 foot over the cab?!"

Kate:

"Yup!!! lmao! ol Ed S***G!"(I "*" out his last name for normal purposes)

So carrying on.  E. wrecks the white Dodge, drinkin and drivin...told ya he was a outlaw!! 

 The truck dies, Eddie survives....no biggy.  Still at this point I don't really give a damn

 bout him.  So he starts driving his old(key word being O.L.D.) Orange Chevy.

  I'm talkin Orange(like the fruit) Orange.....we go to town one day, pass him on the

 Bird Creek bridge, of course I know who it is.  There's not too many trucks that 

look like that running around our little town;)  So this is around the first of September

 I guess.  Flash forward about a week, Kate's back in school, she see's E. every day ect.

So one day, while texting Kate...we were talking about trucks(Chevy vs. Dodge) 

and out of the blue, she says:

"I know somebody who likes you=) lmao!" {sh!t's fixin to get deep when Kate starts using "=)"...lol} So I ask: "who the hell are you talking about?!lmao" {I apologize for my cussing} Kate: "Edward S***G wont quit asking about you!!" Me: "Oh Lord! lol" Kate: "Its hilarious!"    {She's a smarta**....hahahaha And I mean that in a very loving way!} Me: "I'm glad you find it funny!" Kate: "Oh believe me i do!" *Insert me saying something really sarcastic about one of her ex boyfriends, while inwardly I'm jumping up  and down for whatever reason* So fast forward to about 10:00 that night when I really start thinkin bout ol E.,  I send her a text asking what he was asking about me, and she sends a reply that reads: "He told me ur very pretty he wntd to knw if your parents wuld let u go  out ona date and stuff like tht hw old u wer an tht u lukd like me an  thts y u r prety!" Translation from "texting talk": "He told me you're very pretty, he wanted to know if your parents  would let you go out  on a date and stuff like that.  How old you were and that you looked like me  and that's why you are pretty!" {Oh did I mention Kate and Eddie dated  thru 8th grade and Freshman year?  Yeah. Lol} She went on to tell me a little more about him and make sarcastic remarks as usual. Anyway, by now who ever is reading this is prolly getting bored huh? I shall hurry it up then...maybe. So I see E. as we're driving through town a couple times in his Orange truck, I still inwardly think he's cute  and develop a major secret crush on him,  but keep my mouth shut and not even tell Kate even tho she says he asks about me  every day.  I think she prolly kinda guessed that I liked him because when  she said "He's really wanting to go out with you" and I said "Well as bad as I hate to  say it, he's just gonna  halfta wait till I turn 18" After a couple months, he stops asking about me....but then it starts back up with a  text  from Kate saying: "well last night eddie wouldnt leave me alone an he is like head over heels  for u an wants me to get u to txt him" Here we go again.... Occasionally I'll get a "like" from E. on facebook....on a good day maybe a comment. After a while they dwindle off and he goes back to *ahem* dating one of my friend's  little sister's. I'm back to not caring(or so I say), totally over him. Fast forward to about a month ago, I walked into my aunt's antique shop,  not paying any attention and defiantly N.O.T expecting to see Eddie in there since  his new(older) Dodge wasn't parked out front.  I walk over to talk to talk to my aunt,  still not paying any attention.  Look up and see E. and his friend walk through the door  from the other side of Aunt's shop. "Oh.  Sh*t." Que me drawing a complete BLANK!  So I get over my little short-out/not being  able to  answer my aunt's question, have a pretty successful rebound and  starting praying to  God that  E. doesn't say anything to me in front of my  mom/aunt since they know nothing  about him liking me.    I set down behind the counter and proceed to go thru a box of old  shotgun shells  duking my head where he can't see my face because of the cowboy hat I  had on.  Yeah I'm a major Shy Child! Him and his friend buy a washboard...for whatever reason.   I glance up enough to look at him(*ahem*the angels shoulda started singing...lol)  For a split second he looked at me (ok, seriously, why in the hell didn't the Angel start singing?!) No, I didn't faint nor did I say anything stupid.  I just dropped my eyes  and went back to looking thru the shotgun shells!  He went out the door, talking to his friend, smiling(♥) as I tried to recover  and answer mom/aunt's question about me knowing who he was.   *Insert Eye Roll here* OF COURSE I KNOW WHO HE IS!  I get a couple of playful jabs about how he was prolly coming in here to stare at me. I walk out, texting Kate and telling her to text E. and ask him if he saw me today,  she asked him and we went into a whole big texting convo about me and him.  I realize that I do infact still like him...alot.   And I'm starting to realize that I hate feeling like this because  with my mom and dad being as over-protective as they are,  there's no way in hell that I'll be able to be around him  until I'm 18.  Yeah This makes me feel just wonderful. Basically, he's everywhere I look.  His name.  Pictures of him on Facebook. Seeing him every time we go to town ect. Just like today, me and mom went out to this little burger joint called Aunt Sam's  (aka a travel trailer pulled under a old carwash..that's totally another story tho).   You can bout guess who was there...yep Mr. Dodge drivin', Green eyed,  cuter than hell Eddie. He looked  up about the time we drove by where he  was standing and saw me.  (How romantic.  I know.  Ha Lordy)  We were pulled around behind the carwash, and i could see him walking  back and forth, waiting on his order.   Finally when mom got out to get our order, I hear Eddie's Dodge  start up from around on the other side...that same old sound of a older Dodge  standard starting.  I love it...anyways, while I'm sitting in the truck waiting on mom,  he pulls around and drives by my open window, rev-ing/shifting his truck up  as he went by.  I glanced up at him with a smile then looked away.... Don't know what I'd do if I ever talked to him...I'd prolly pass out and fall over. Guess I better make sure Kate's with me so she can catch me as I fall over!Lol Anyways, I guess we'll see if anything ever becomes of me and Eddie ;) I just had to get all of that off my head/heart, ya know Thanks for reading all this(Even tho I doubt any of yall read the whole thing.   And if you did, you're wonderful!) XOXO Twitter Pated Josie